Hook: Comedy and bottomless drinks at once?

If you like your Sunday (or Saturday) plans a little chaotic, this Southbank brunch-comedy combo hits hard. I love that you get value up front with 90 minutes of bottomless drinks plus a wood-fired pizza, and then the Ding Dong Gong Show kicks in with fresh comics trying to win over (or survive) the crowd. One thing to weigh: this is 18+ comedy with strong language and sexual references, so it’s not for anyone who wants polite laughs.

The venue is in a very convenient spot on the Southbank, so you’re not losing half your day just getting there. I also like how the atmosphere feels intentionally friendly, with staff who are attentive without hovering. The main consideration for me is the show’s format: it can be wild and unpredictable, and one review also flagged the judges as a bit too obnoxious.

If you go in knowing it’s a little rough around the edges, you’ll probably have a great time. If you want guaranteed quality comedians and a gentle vibe, you may find the randomness frustrating.

Key things to know before you go

• Southbank location makes it easy for visitors and locals to slot into an already-full day
• Arrive at 1pm for pizza and 90 minutes of bottomless drinks, with the comedy starting at 3pm
• 5-minute comic sets where the audience effectively decides the outcome
• Wild, bear-pit energy with gutter humour, sexual references, and strong language
• Wood-fired pizza from Mr. Pizza Baby, included with standard tickets
• Vegan or gluten-free options exist, but they are not bottomless and are limited to one pizza per person

Bottomless brunch on the Southbank: easy to reach, easy to start

This experience is built for people who want two things that usually don’t sit together nicely: a relaxed meal and a no-filter comedy show. The location on the Southbank is a big practical win. You can make it work even if you’re already sightseeing nearby, because you’re not trekking across town just to eat and laugh.

It’s also the kind of activity that doesn’t require a lot of planning to enjoy. You arrive, get drinks and pizza, then the show begins later. That pacing matters because you’re not rushed straight from the street into a loud room.

The 1pm block: pizza plus 90 minutes of bottomless drinks

The timing is simple and very “brunch-friendly.” Aim to arrive for the 1pm start, because that’s when your bottomless drinks window and pizza are ready to go. You’ll have 90 minutes for drinks and food before the comedy starts at 3pm.

What’s included with your ticket

You get a wood-fired pizza from Mr. Pizza Baby, plus bottomless drinks for 90 minutes. The drinks list includes:

• Big Belly Lager
• Cider
• Prosecco
• Aperol Spritz
• Soft drinks
• Lucky Saint

That mix is useful because it covers different drinking moods. If you want something crisp and alcoholic, you’ve got Lager, Cider, Prosecco, and Aperol Spritz. If you want to keep it lighter, you can switch to soft drinks or Lucky Saint.

Vegan and gluten-free note that actually matters

If you’re vegan or gluten-free, you can request it at checkout—but the trade-off is clear. Vegan or gluten-free pizza is not part of the bottomless setup. You’ll get one pizza per person, not an unlimited run.

So if you’re vegan/gluten-free and your goal is maximum food time, plan on arriving ready to eat your one included pizza. If you want to keep drinking relaxed, stick to the included options during the 90-minute window.

The comedy clock: why the show starts at 3pm

The show doesn’t begin immediately. Comedy starts at 3pm, after the 1pm-to-2:30pm food-and-drinks window. I like this structure because it gives you a real buffer to settle in, grab a drink, and find your spot without feeling like you’re late to the main event.

It also changes the vibe inside the room. Early on, it’s more social. Later, when 3pm hits, it turns into the full bear-pit energy where the audience plays a central role.

Inside the Ding Dong Gong Show: fresh acts, fast pressure, no safety net

The Ding Dong Gong Show has a unique setup that rewards boldness and punishes overconfidence. Fresh comic hopefuls get about five minutes each, trying to amuse the room while the audience helps decide how things go.

This is not a polished, corporate comedy night where you can predict the tone from act one. It’s more like a live audition that turns into a communal game. That’s why it can feel wild and unpredictable—some acts may land quickly, and some may miss. Either way, you’re part of the judgment process.

Audience decides the fate

The audience doesn’t just watch. Your reaction is part of the mechanism. That makes it fun if you like that shared energy. It can also be intimidating if you hate attention or dislike environments where the room feels like it’s actively evaluating people.

One extra note from the vibe description: it’s meant to be good-natured but brutal. Translation: expect laughter, but also expect moments where the outcome doesn’t go the way performers hope.

The comedy content warning you should take seriously

This show is 18+ only. The comedy includes strong language, sexual references, and gutter humour. If you’re sensitive to that kind of material—or if you’re bringing someone who expects a family-friendly comedy club experience—this one is a no.

This is exactly the kind of event where “I can handle it” is not the same as “I’ll actually enjoy it.” If you want jokes that are clever but safe, you’ll probably feel uncomfortable. If you enjoy raw, chaotic stand-up energy, you’ll likely be in the right place.

Drinks and pace: how to keep the evening fun

Because your bottomless drinks run for 90 minutes, the biggest challenge is pacing. You don’t want to burn through everything right at the beginning and then feel off when the show gets going.

A simple strategy that works:

• Take a first drink soon after you arrive.
• Eat your pizza early so you’re not drinking on an empty stomach.
• Then slow down during the last 20–30 minutes of the bottomless window.

With the show starting at 3pm, you want to be sharp enough to enjoy the unpredictability, not just endure it. The crowd energy can jump quickly when each comic steps up.

Also, the staff being friendly and attentive helps here. When service feels smooth, you spend less time tracking down drinks and more time enjoying the room.

Pricing and value: is $74 per person worth it?

For $74 per person, you’re paying for a full block of entertainment plus food and alcohol. That sounds steep at first glance, but the value math is pretty logical if you actually use what’s included.

You’re getting:

• A wood-fired pizza included with your ticket
• 90 minutes of bottomless drinks with a decent variety (including Prosecco and Aperol Spritz)
• Entry to the Ding Dong Gong Show for the comedy portion of the afternoon

If you’re the type who would otherwise buy one drink and a snack at a comedy club, the pricing may feel fair-to-good. If you’re someone who prefers a single beverage and eats less, you might feel like you’re paying for alcohol you don’t use fully.

My take: the price makes the most sense when you’re going with friends and you plan to genuinely enjoy the whole brunch-plus-show format.

Who this experience fits best (and who should skip it)

This is a great fit if you want:

• A Southbank plan that’s easy to combine with other sightseeing
• A social atmosphere where you can laugh together, not just watch passively
• Comedy that’s unpredictable rather than tightly scripted
• Drinks and food built into the experience, not tacked on awkwardly

It’s a bad fit if:

• You need clean, gentle humour
• You dislike crowd participation where people effectively judge performers
• You want guaranteed hit shows every time

From the overall ratings and the notes shared, the biggest positives are the host and the general staff friendliness, plus the food and drink quality. The biggest caution is the show’s rough edge—especially around judges’ energy—which can affect how much you enjoy the judging side of the format.

Practical run-of-show: what your afternoon will feel like

Here’s the rhythm I’d expect you to follow from start to finish:

1. 1pm arrival: get seated, grab your first drink, and settle in.
2. Pizza time: order and eat your wood-fired pizza from Mr. Pizza Baby while you’re in the bottomless window.
3. 90-minute drinks window: this is where you pace yourself and enjoy the included variety.
4. 3pm comedy start: the room shifts from brunch energy to show energy.
5. Short comic sets: multiple hopefuls get about five minutes each, with the audience playing a huge role.
6. Bear-pit atmosphere: expect strong reactions, not polite silence.

That structure is important because it means you’re not trapped waiting around hungry. Food and drinks are handled upfront, so you can focus on the show later.

Getting there: meeting point and what to do when you arrive

The meeting point is between Upper Ground and Stamford Street. That’s helpful because it puts you in a very recognizable part of the Southbank area. When you arrive, give yourself a few minutes to find the spot and get inside before the action ramps up.

Once you’re in, don’t overthink it. The host or greeter speaks English, and the vibe is set up to make you comfortable fast.

Should you book this Ding Dong Gong Bottomless Brunch?

I’d book it if you’re looking for a Southbank afternoon that mixes food, drinks, and chaotic audience-driven comedy—especially if you’re comfortable with explicit 18+ humour. The value is strongest when you’ll actually use the bottomless window and stay present for the show at 3pm.

I wouldn’t book it if you want a safe, polished comedy line-up where every act is guaranteed to be excellent and the judging part feels respectful. This show is built on unpredictability, and that’s part of the appeal for some people and a deal-breaker for others.

If you fall somewhere in the middle, do yourself a favor: commit only if you’re genuinely okay with strong language and sexual references. If you are, this can be a very memorable, very adult, very Southbank sort of day.

FAQ

What time does the comedy show start?

The comedy show starts at 3pm.

When should I arrive for the bottomless brunch part?

You should arrive for the 1pm start, which includes pizza and 90 minutes of bottomless drinks.

How long is the experience in total?

The total duration is 4 hours.

What food and drinks are included?

You get a wood-fired pizza from Mr. Pizza Baby and 90 minutes of bottomless drinks, including Big Belly Lager, cider, Prosecco, Aperol Spritz, soft drinks, and Lucky Saint.

Is it suitable for kids or teens?

No. It’s not suitable for children under 18, and it’s 18+ only.

Is the show family-friendly or clean?

No. The show includes strong language, sexual references, and gutter humour.

Are vegan or gluten-free tickets available?

Yes, you can request vegan or gluten-free at checkout. The vegan or gluten-free pizza is not bottomless and is limited to one pizza per person.

Where is the meeting point?

It’s between Upper Ground and Stamford Street.

What are the cancellation and payment options?

You can cancel up to 24 hours in advance for a full refund. You can also reserve now and pay later.

If you tell me what kind of comedy you usually enjoy (clean crowd comedy vs. rough-and-ready), I can help you judge whether this one fits your style.